gassy because of small matter

starting from dunno when, i start to bcome small gas
1.i was angry with my friend that pop out msn schatboz with " what so sien" den silent till like offline dy, (after i answered), freakin annoyin and bu shuang, ish!dun wan chat dy
2. my friend said girl are kepa, say dun wan talk with me as i m just one of the most dangerous kind of creatures, say i am evil, den i reply dun talk me again den!ish! but he hasn't realized i bushuang lo, coz i was reluctantly to talk with him de and ask him dinner, but den juz dat i dun wan act till so juet, coz i am angry with him but not really angry, juz to wan him know that he is so guo fen, say me till like that...
3. this not consider small gas coz is a must juz dat i lazy open one title for this: that day go eat chu chenong fun den i tell him i sendiri take, den he take back what i said i wan from the sokin water, shit him la, den i dun wan talk to him and juz back to my place and tell my sis go get the food, i say i dun wan eat dy, seriously, i and him 势不两立, dunno what his shit mind thinkin, i juz ignore him all the time, no words with him, go bang wall la!